Okay, so this is hilarious.
I’m very spiritual, and I love using my oracle decks for guidance. One deck I have is all about healing, and it can be used for any kind of healing in a broad sense. Trauma, illness, stress, grief, etc. It’s called The Healing Spirits Oracle, and I’ve included an Amazon link. I highly recommend this deck, and I give it five stars. High quality, great images, good advice!! It’s a gorgeous deck.
So, earlier today, I decided to draw some cards for sexual healing to see what advice the oracle had for me.
First I drew card #23: You came to serve.
Heck, yeah!
But I felt the need for some clarification, so I then drew card #22: Always in motion!
Yeah, that… sounds about right.
Feeling the need for more guidance, I drew card #2: Endurance is the key to success.
Well, I can’t argue with that!
But I still needed more info, so I drew card #7: Send out help to others!
Oh my. Okay, my siren song has been sung. (Save yourselves! Buy some earplugs!)
And then, heaven help us all, I drew card #29: Your path may be bumpy, but this will alter soon.
Oh my goodness. I can’t even. It’s like fortune cookies gone bad.
And I thought, This is great advice, but I’m still confused. I must learn more! So I drew card #32: When it feels right, do it!
[Nods in vigorous approval of card #32.] Huge thumbs-up!
But I still felt uncertain, so I drew card #48: Go within.
[Shaking my head at this naughty oracle deck.]
Then, feeling the need for more clarification, I drew card #4: Share the gift.
Gracious saints!
And then, for the love of all that is holy, I drew card #17: Your spirit guide can lead you but cannot do it for you.
I’m glad to hear that, because that would be way too kinky, even for me! 😮 I’d really like to limit the number of people… and spirits!!… in the bedroom.
And then I drew this gem, also known as card #37: To overcome, you first have to climb.
Oh dear.
Now, at that point, my brain was fried. But I wanted to end on a positive note, so I drew card #42: Universal love is true love, so love all!
Deep breath. Maybe sexual healing is overrated. [Facepalm.]
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